Penelope Cruz Gets Her Titties Sucked On A Telenovela



I was flipping through the channels when I happened to stop on Telemundo just long enough to witness this scene featuring Penelope Cruz (former beard of Tom Cruise) getting her titties sucked on some telenovela (Spanish soap opera) called “Jamon Jamon” (Ham Ham) in the video above.


Now I don’t speak Mexican so I had no idea what was going on, but from what I’ve heard about Spanish soap operas either one or both of these guys sucking on Penelope Cruz’s nipples are her long lost brother (and probably also a priest).


Needless to say this brazen display of heathen Mexican sluttery made my mighty tunic snake rigid with indignation. Just as soon as I view it a few more times to determine a proper punishment for Penelope Cruz this scene will be getting deleted from my DVR most righteously!